Monday, October 25, 2010

Whatever.

On a completely different note, this post will not be worth reading because it is simply incessant ramblings from my mind (or sometimes it does not even get to cross the mind for filtering). Anyway, word of the day: Whatever.

Whatever. It gives such a strong yet laid back push to any emotions you exude. Say you're angry. You say "What the fuck is this guy trying to do. You know what, whatever." And just like that, you're no longer just crazy angry girl, you're 'cool' crazy angry girl, and honey, no one's gonna finish that sentence for you, trust me on that.

Or if you're trying to compliment someone: "You look pretty today. Yea, whatever". Stop right there. You.are.the.coolest.person.on.earth! How the heck do you compliment AND seem nonchalant about it? Usually, the complimentee is the nonchalant one, but you Mr, you rock! You make complimenting someone a whole lot easier, and not to mention, doesn't make you look like you're kissing anyone's asses, or sounding too desperate to fit in. Whatever, right?

Or say you're trying to say sorry. Sorry! You go "Hey, sorry about the other night...(and before you even finish what you say, you turn around and you say) ...you know what, whatever man,". Ho boy, you do not know how long that person is gonna forgive you for, you prolly don't even need to say sorry the next time, or the next! This is the coolest part, you not only DIDN'T apologize wholeheartedly, you actually make the person feel guilty for some unforsaken reason. And when they tell the story to people, boy are they gonna say "He/she apologized like he meant it, but now I'm feeling guilty for no reason". See what you did there? Heck, you manage to make them THINK they've wronged you, and for that, they're the crazy ones.

So with 'whatever', it's such a strong word. Dare I say, it could be stronger than the word 'strong' or 'fuck' or both of them combined. In any kind of situation, you'll just end up being the cool person, who just did something nice, but for some reason, people just seem to think you did the nicest thing in the world.

So, here's to whatever. Whatever.

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